Set in a port on the Russian/N…

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Set in a port on the Russian/Norwegian moulding at the pro tem of the Sputnik satellite launch, this suggestive and atmospheric drama deals with a bizarre friendship between  local chef Horsie and the stranger, Gherman, he meets in the local boxing consortium. Director Uchitel allows an aura of mystery to surround the uncommon and slenderize mum newcomer – whose innovative transistor trannie seems to be a symbol of his under any circumstances wider mundane and scientific experience. Reminiscent, at times, of Fassbinder’s ‘Querelle’ in terms of nihilistic inclination;  at others, of more transcendent, narratively less direct theatricalism, Uchitel’s big proves finally sui generis as it intriguingly moves from misty morning realist poetry to affecting moments of Renoir-esque ecstasy while not offering down-to-earth keenness of its enigmatic cinematic surface.

“Disappoints as it plays like…

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“Disappoints as it plays like
your average Charlie Chan crime thriller with some rather lame comic relief,
a hardly puzzling mystery story and mostly stilted acting.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

A lively but nonsensical B film whodunit that’s based on the play
by Howard Warren Comstock and Allen C. Miller and filmed in the early “two-strip”
Technicolor process (colors are limited to varying shades of green and
orange). It’s scripted by Robert Tasker and Earl Baldwin and directed by
Michael Curtiz (”The Sea Hawk”/”Captain Blood”/Mystery of the Wax Museum).
The film is good at providing chilling details on some highly suspicious
research work in the lab and some stylish sets influenced by German expressionism,
otherwise it disappoints as it plays like your average Charlie Chan crime
thriller with some rather lame comic relief, a hardly puzzling mystery
story and mostly stilted acting.

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Lionel Atwill stars as the titular Dr. Xavier; he’s head of a research
medical academy, Academy of Surgical Research, located near the waterfront
of Manhattan’s Lower East Side. The well-dressed Dr. X is secretly escorted
into the Mott St. morgue by Detective O’Halloran and Police Commissioner
Stevens to do an autoposy on an elderly scrubwoman found strangled and
mutilated near his workplace. She’s the sixth victim of a serial killer
responsible for what the tabloids call the “moon murders.” They are odd
murders involving cannibalism and take place under the full moon, and as
Dr. X suggests the murders are the result of a fixation by the neurotic
maniac killer. Nervy reporter on the “Daily World” Lee Taylor (Lee Tracy)
spots them going in and is able to gather that Dr. X will be allowed forty-eight
hours by the police to conduct his own investigation to see if one of his
esteemed staff members is the killer. Both the police and Dr. X wish to
avoid further publicity and Dr. X moves his staff to his cliffside estate,
Cliff Manor at Blackstone Shoals, in Long Island. There, he arranges the
second reenactment of a murder to unmask the identity of the killer and
has the researchers handcuffed to his innovative long tube gadgetry. But
the good doctor’s plan goes awry when the actual killer takes the place
of Otto the servant, playing the killer, by strangling him, and threatens
to kill the doctor’s daughter, Joan (Fay Wray), who is playing the part
of the vic who was strangled in her hospital bed. It’s lucky that the obnoxious
snooping reporter stuck around, because he ends up as the only one who
can save Joan.

The suspects all seem suspicious, but if you don’t get who it is
before the third act you are just not into B film crime thrillers. The
killer will reveal himself in the climactic scene by coating his body with
“synthetic flesh,” giving the film a horror film flavor and allowing the
madman to possess powers he would not have under ordinary circumstances.
The oddball faculty of researchers consists of the one-handed Dr. Wells
(Preston Foster), a researcher of cannibalism; Dr. Haines (John Wray),
who is suspected of cannibalism when he was shipwrecked for a long time
in the waters off Tahiti; Dr. Rowitz (Arthur Edmond Carewe), who was shipwrecked
with Haines and another who never returned; Dr. Duke (Harry Beresford),
a wheelchair-bound paraplegic and assistant to Rowitz, and a researcher
on the effects of lunar rays.

Fay Wray who would become known later as cinema’s  “scream queen”
from King Kong (1935), does a fine scream in the opening act. Curtiz’s
dramatics are overblown, but could be enjoyed if not taken seriously and
if the viewer should be bowled over by all the Dr. Caligari Germanic influences.

Don’t Look in the Basement (1973)

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Three predictably tacky and cheesy ol’ cheapies from the mid-’70s are collected here in one handy package: Two from schlock-maker S.F. Brownrigg (Don’t Look in the Basement! and Don’t Open the Door!) and one from last-time filmmaker Chris Munger (Black Starlet). If you know enough of the genre to recognize these three titles, then you probably also know what you’re getting yourself into, so let’s start off with…

Kiss of the Tarantula (1976) is a starchy little combination between Carrie and any ol’ “spiders run wild!” critter flick. Lovely young Susan Bradley has a thing for arachnids. (Long ago she helped cause the demise of her evil mother, using only a (dun-dun-dunnnn) tarantula!) So what happens when a stupid gang of bullies decide to mess with weird Susan? Yep, spider central baby, express train all the way to Vengeance-ville.

It’s your very standard tale of “don’t mess with that freaky girl or she’ll (quietly) jam a bunch of tarantulas into your car while you’re making out with your girlfriend, thereby causing you to freak out and accidentally kill three people in the process.” Like most mega-cheapies from the mid-70’s, Tarantula is not all that interested in things like cohesive storytelling, strong performances or even professional-looking filmmaking techniques. It’s a dry little shocker, but one that offers at least two or three good sequences for the arachno-fans.

And it sure is better than the other two movies on the docket this evening…

1973’s Don’t Look in the Basement (aka The Forgotten) is the debut film from director S.F. Browrigg, who also graced the planet with titles like Scum of the Earth, Keep My Grave Open, and Don’t Open the Door (which we’ll get to in a minute). Predating One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by about two years, Basement is about an asylum full of outrageous lunatics — and the lengths to which they’re pushed before they fight back against a horribly evil head nurse.

The similiarities between the two films pretty much ends right there, trust me.

I’m not even sure if the movie has a basement in it, but it’s a real stinker to be sure. The lion’s share of the story is devoted to a disparate bunch of rather garish inmates: the judge, the slut, the hulk, the perv, the ugly old woman displayed only in mega-close up, etc., etc. The flick opens with a goofy scene (that feels like it was later homaged in the opening of Friday the 13th Pt. 5, if you can believe that) in which an inmate spine-hacks the head doctor with an axe before a willowy new nurse hits the scene looking for a job. Then it’s about an hour of the loony goofballs bouncing off of one another and enjoying long and painful conversations (for no discernible reason) before we get down to some mild carnage and a hilariously ineffective “twist” ending.

It’s all very lame and starchy and only slightly watchable, but there’s some camp value to be found in the Basement, and I only felt like turning it off about four times. Which isn’t all that many when you consider the kinds of movies I usually watch. For example, Mr. Brownrigg’s Don’t Open the Door! (1975) is nothing more than a sleeping pill in celluloid form. Do not watch this movie while operating heavy machinery.

From what I was able to glean from the flick’s anorexic narrative, Don’t Open the Door! is about a pretty young blonde who returns to her dying grandmother’s house after a 13-year absence. There she finds a bunch of ineffectual bastards who want granny’s house for themselves — plus there’s this obscene caller who simply will NOT STOP harrassing our poor stupid semi-heroine. And get this: The movie’s even LESS interesting than the way in which I just described it!

You can forgive a whole lot of flaws when it comes to indie fare, provided you’re offered an interesting story, perhaps one good performance, or at least some minute piece of evidence that a real effort was being made — but Don’t Open the Door! is just endlessly tiresome. Even when it (finally) gets down to some horror-style nitty-gritty, the flick’s just too aimless and boring to warrant much charity from the viewer. Well, this one, anyway.

So there’s your “Scream Pack.” Three mid-70’s cheeseballs, two of which offer a slight dosage of genre goodness (but probably not enough to warrant a pair of 90-minute investments) and one that’s as dull as five pounds of sweat socks. Genre archivists and completists might enjoy catching up with this trio of turkeys, but I doubt anyone else actually would.

21 Grams (2003)

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EVIDENTLY, ALEJANDRO Gonzalez Iñarritu, maker of “Amores Perros,” wants lightning to strike twice.

The 2000 “Amores Perros,” set in Mexico, was a remarkable drama of connected fates and time-fractured story lines, all brought together by a car accident. “21 Grams,” his latest, is set in the United States. A far less remarkable drama of connected fates and time-fractured story lines, it’s also centered around an accident.

Swamped in denatured colors (the official look of spiritual desperation), “21 Grams” doesn’t lack for dramatic import. Naomi Watts, Benicio Del Toro and Sean Penn deliver high-impact performances that take you right through the movie. But the cumulative effect feels over the top this time.

“21 Grams,” which refers to the apparent weight loss that everyone experiences immediately after dying, seems to take on too much weight. It’s so laden with foreboding, you want to get out from under it and gasp for air. If not for its show-offy back-and-forthing of time, the movie would be a banal, pointlessly depressing exercise. You feel a subversive need to shake these characters by their shoulders and yell, “I command you to stop having such miserable lives! Find a Marx Brothers movie immediately!”

Watts plays Cristina, a recovering drug addict now married to an architect. She’s the mother of two young children. Penn is Paul Rivers, a math teacher dying of heart disease whose wife, Mary (Charlotte Gainsbourg), desperately wants a child. Del Toro is Jack, an ex-convict who is trying his best to tread the religious straight and narrow. But for a former hard drinker with a wife (Melissa Leo) who misses his bad old ways, living through Jesus is not an easy thing.

When Paul finally gets the heart transplant he needs, his rejuvenation makes him want to find the donor. This leads him to Cristina, who has returned to her cocaine habit after a personal catastrophe. Imagine the worst you can and you’ve got the plot. To tell more is to give away the movie’s grand — or perhaps not so grand — design. Also figuring in there is Jack, whose bighearted desire to set his life straight meets with debilitating crisis after crisis.

There’s even more torment ahead for everyone. And guilt. And redemption. It’s pretty much a movie to commit suicide by. I don’t mean to make fun of movies that take on such powerful issues. Most of the time I’m a sucker for them. But this time around, those issues have an overbearing grandiosity. They are great billboards of gravitas with nothing but wooden scaffolding behind them. And these three characters don’t feel authentic, but rather brought together simply because of the collective conceits of Iñarritu and scriptwriter Guillermo Arriaga (who also scripted “Amores Perros”). This movie smacks too obviously of omniscient manipulation. The hand of God — or the mystical force that causes these events — should be more imperceptible and, therefore, more powerful.

21 GRAMS (R, 126 minutes) — Contains drug use, violence, obscenity, sexual scenes and emotionally distressing material. Area theaters.

Liberties have been taken wit…

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Liberties have been taken with [Louis Bromfield's] imaginative new, resulting in switching some of the primary characterizations or practically, but under work conventions restrictions, and to square with with the chunk market of fade away entertainment, it merges as a competent job.

True, Myrna Loy’s Lady Esketh isn’t the trollop of the original. True, the romantic Major (Dr.) Rama Safti (Tyrone Power) was more of a symbol of the new India in the book, than triangular link as in this film. True, also, that the romantic antics by the stellar trio and Brenda Joyce (opposite George Brent), and the tropical earthquake that well nigh wrecks the mythical domain of Ranchipur, are more Zanuck than Bromfield. But it is good cinematurgy.

Newcomer Joyce, 18-year-old Los Angeles high school ‘find’ cast as the daughter of social-climbing missionaries, rings the bell throughout with a consistent performance as a forthright romantic adolescent, stuck on Brent. Latter is the wastrel, of good British family, who has been dawdling in Ranchipur for years on an art assignment.

His best friend is the enlightened young Safti, who is blind to any romantic deviations, in his intensive medical duties, until Loy comes on the scene.

The simple heroics following the quake are more effective than the earth-rending sequences themselves. On montage, Fred Sersen rates a bow for his special effects.

1939: Best Special Effects.

Nominations: Best Art Direction, Editing, Sound, Original Score

Barbershop review

Senza categoria | mercoledì marzo 3 2010 04:23 | Commenti (0)
“Ice Cube holds the film together
with an engaging and warm performance…”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

A pleasing but formulaic cable TV sitcom type of film about Calvin
(Ice Cube), a third generation barber who reluctantly inherits his father’s
popular neighborhood barbershop first opened in 1958 by his grandfather
on Chicago’s South Side. Because he can’t pay his property taxes, the bank
is about to foreclose. 

The film was a mixture of clichéd moments, banal dialogue,
stereotyped characters, sentimental poppycock, but it also had moments
of quiet streetwise wisdom–enough to keep the flick afloat from all its
cornball shticks. Ice Cube holds the film together with an engaging and
warm performance, while a host of character actors do their comedy bits
around many amusing vaudeville-like skits, and whenever there might have
been a lull in the action the noisy barbershop banter and bickering keeps
things hopping. 

The most hilarious scene was a Laurel and Hardy routine between two
bungling thieves, the overweight know-it-all JD (Anderson) and the slender
dimwit Billy (Tate). They stole an ATM machine from a convenience store
on the same block as the barbershop and are trying unsuccessfully to break
it open as they move it around the neighborhood while the police are searching
for the thieves. 

The film’s best scene was the one that caused a controversy among
some black leaders such as the Reverend Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson,
who foolishly called for a boycott of the movie. They were upset because
the old-time barber with much idle time to jaw away because he doesn’t
seem to draw any customers, the motormouth Eddie (Cedric the Entertainer),
has spoken irreverently of African-American history and says Rosa Parks’
action to desegregate a southern bus was overrated in the ‘Civil Rights
movement.’ The other barbers and patrons, by the way, disagree with Eddie’s
take on this issue (not that it matters!). 

Barbershop’s most integrating moment is watching a friendly white
barber (Garity, the son of Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden), who is immersed
in black culture and just wants the opportunity to cut hair, try to make
it in the black barbershop as he defends himself for acting black by saying
that’s who he really is.

The film takes place over one long and trying Saturday, as Calvin’s
pregnant and devoted wife Jennifer (Lewis) kisses him early in the morning
before he leaves for work and tells him she loves him for keeping his father’s
barbershop alive. But Calvin has other ideas as he wishes to open his own
recording studio in the basement of his house, as he’s disappointed that
his father let the place become unprofitable by giving away too many free
haircuts. Calvin opens his shop early as he views the scene of his neighbor’s
smashed storefront, where he tells the hurting Indian owner (Cheena) of
the stolen ATM machine “to be strong.” Soon the barbers and regular customers
start trickling in. Most of the film is set in the barbershop. Calvin is
soon busy trying to cool things down between his sparring barbers, the
sexy and vocal Terry (Eve, hip-hop singer) and the snobbish, bourgeoisie,
college student Jimmy James (Thomas), whom she accuses of drinking her
apple juice drink. This comes after she finds her smooth boyfriend (George)
with another woman in bed. Calvin is on the phone to a local loan shark,
Lester Wallace, who is dresed like a well-heeled pimp and is driving a
snazzy Lincoln Continental. Calvin makes an unholy deal with him to sell
the shop for $20,000 and for him to pay off his debts, but changes his
mind when he learns Lester will turn the place into a strip club. But when
Calvin tries unsuccessfully to return the dough to Lester, he’s told that
he can have the place back only if he pays him $40,000 by 7 p.m. that night.
Calvin holds the secret of the sale until his wife barges in on him when
the nosy next door shopkeeper phones to tell her Lester was in the barbershop.
Calvin is sorry he broke his wife’s heart and let down the community, and
is further remorseful of what he did when he talks with Eddie as he tells
him he messed up big time. The old-timer reflects on how the barbershop
is the black man’s country club and the neighborhood meeting place where
the black man can speak his mind and tell it straight. Calvin also feels
he will now let down those who need his help such as Ricky (Ealy), a two-time
felon he took a chance on hiring and who is trying hard to go straight
(But if he was trying that hard, I wonder why he brought a hand gun to
work!).

Barbershop plays as an old-fashioned, uplifting and somewhat sermonizing
film about black pride and tolerance for others, as its main point is that
blacks can and should run their own businesses and should not rely solely
on others to help them. While the movie’s politics might be less than liberal,
its call for community spirit and solidarity reaches across all political
viewpoints. The movie’s comedy is also of the non-threatening PG-13 kind,
and if it’s marketed right should reach a solid crossover audience. Music-video
veteran Tim Story directed a script by Mark Brown which is likable enough,
but is more suited for those who like sensible films that do not rock the
boat too much.

“This snappy crime B film was…

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“This snappy crime B film was
made by the same people who made MGM’s Crime Does Not Pay series.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

This snappy crime B film was made by the same people who made MGM’s
Crime Does Not Pay series. Edward L. Cahn (”Experiment Alcatraz”/”Jet Attack”/”Destination
Murder”) keeps the same warning tone against crime as the Crime Does Not
Pay series, as he tells of matriarch Ma Dibson (Selena Royle) running a
family of bunco artists who specialize in stealing wallets from military
personnel on leave in their unnamed big city. The story is by John C. Higgins,
who cowrites it with Karl Kamb. Famed film noir femme fatale Audrey Totter
makes her film debut; Selena Royle goes against type to be cast as the
baddie mom, when she’s usually the nurturing mom as she was in The Fighting
Sullivans. The great cast for this low budget film also includes the likes
of Edward Arnold, Hume Cronyn and Dan Duryea. But the film is let down
by a weak script.

Ma Dibson (Selena Royle) is delighted that her eldest son Lefty (Tom
Trout) has been paroled from prison after three years for armed robbery
and returns home where he finds his faithful wife Jessie Belle (Audrey
Totter) rolling servicemen returning on leave from combat, his ex-con brother
Posey (Dan Duryea) teaching the girls about the pickpocket trade and young
sis Rosalie (Dorothy Ruth Morris) working the bars to roll servicemen.
Ma fences the stolen goods with sleazy pawnbroker Keller (Hume Cronyn).

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On the night that Lt. Lorrigan (Edward Arnold) kicks off a campaign
against bunco artists and has the police cooperate with the MP’s to arrange
a series of traps, Lefty follows the owner of Barney’s bar, McBain, as
he makes a night deposit and in the botched robbery attempt kills him.
The gals in the family are busy that night stealing wallets from the troops
in the dumpy bars. It ends with the family destroyed, as they either go
to jail or are killed. In the end the pic disappoints, because it seems
too much like a public service announcement to have any dramatic impact.
But it’s worth checking out to see the stellar cast.

King Arthur (2004)

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“After the death of Uther Pendragon, his son Arthur reigned, who had great war in his days to get all England into his hand….”

–Sir Thomas Malory, “Le Morte Darthur”

The problem with basing any gesticulate picture on the life and times of King Arthur is deciding if the feature should be regarding the legendary king of song and story or the possibly real-life ruler. Reference Picture’s 2004 production of “King Arthur” takes the latter scope, in the process destroying the myth and possibly compromising the fact.

Before getting to the silent picture, however, a few words are in arrange with reference to both the Scandinavian Edda and the real male upon whom the legend may have been based. Notwithstanding those who very recently penury to get on with the film review, you may safely skip the next only one paragraphs.

The Arthur of Motto:
According to folklore, Arthur was a leader of the Britons in the fifth or sixth century, A.D., shortly after the departure of the Romans from England, a chieftain who helped mix the various other chieftains of the land in their fight against principally Saxon invaders. The trouble was, none of the stories about Arthur, if he did happen, were written down until hundreds of years after his death. When they were finally undergo to paper, the tales were expanded and embroidered at awful length to the projection where any reachable veracity was indissolubly woven into fiction. Writers like Gildas, Bede, Nennius, Geoffrey of Monmouth, Marie de France, Chretien de Troyes, Gottfried von Strassburg, Wolfram von Eschenbach, Sir Thomas Malory, Alfred Lord Tennyson, Howard Pyle, T.H. White, Hal Foster, drawn John Steinbeck, to name but a few once more the centuries, gave us their own views on the celebrated warrior king. Each time the tales were retold, they picked up new characters, new champions, new villains, new romances, new ladies in distress, new escapades, and altered accomplishments. Which to believe? Probably none, but they’re certainly funny.

Malory’s “Le Mort Darthur,” completed ’round 1470, was the first book to bring most of the known legends together into story compact volume, and it has been the definitive source of mythic Arthurian affairs on any occasion since. In Malory’s work we learn that Arthur was born at Tintagel Castle on the coast of Cornwall, the result of a allying made possible fully the magical intervention of Merlin the sorcerer, who subsequently raised the dear boy. At an pioneer era Arthur proved his quality by pulling a sword from a stone (or from an anvil, take your choice), thereby fulfilling a prophesy that such a one would become King of all the Britons (or King of England, although it wasn’t as until now called England).

Arthur’s first piece of work was to bring together under one noteworthy all the other kings of the island, which he did in a transmittal of bloody battles. On a former occasion banding all the other leaders together under anybody non-private rule, with Arthur at the head, the new monarch built a fabulous mansion, Camelot, and gathered around him all the bravest knights of the boonies and beyond. To certify that there would be no jealousy among them, a “Round Table” was built (or preordained to Arthur as a gift) that would seat all of them equally at council.

Next came years of great luxury, where knights entertained themselves with knightly deeds, mighty quests (the Grail Quest being the most important of all), and tournaments. Subplots developed involving other personalities adulate Lancelot, Gawain, Tristan (or Tristram), Galahad, and the repose, plus the unobstructed Monarch Guinevere, the Lady of the Lake, and the lovely Isolde (or Iseult). In somebody, Arthur finally met his end when at the battle of Camlan he killed and was himself killed by his illegitimate son (or nephew or whatever), Mordred. Thereupon, Arthur was taken away to the happy isle of Avalon, where some say he even so lives. Or he is buried somewhere under a hill in a cave, sleeping until he is needed again. Or he was buried at Glastonbury Abbey. Again, pick your Scandinavian Edda.

The Arthur of History:
There is no doubt that Arthur is England’s greatest ideal, a legend that thinks fitting undoubtedly never pop off. But could there bear been a genuine person on whom the legends are based? Probably. Although there isn’t a shred of verifiable verification of Arthur’s existence, there is a mountain of inferential evidence indicating that at least somebody fitting Arthur’s description lived at about the time the legends symbolize he did.

For instance, there is archaeological evidence of a large building, possibly a royal palazzo, at Tintagel dating from the time of Arthur’s birth. There is over archaeological evidence of a adipose fortification on a hilltop at Cadbury, lengthy small amount to be the prototype location of Camelot. This fortification also dates from the every so often of Arthur and is the largest such fortification from that date ever initiate in England. Obviously, from its size, whoever lived there was among the most substantial chieftains or kings of the country at that time.

More powerful, actual records show that at connected with the time of Arthur’s death, a real historical personage named Riathamus, a king or chieftain, led an army of 5,000 men to war in France, where he was mortally wounded, taken to the handy town of Avallon, and died. The chieftain is never named as Arthur, but the head “Riathamus” means “King,” and it can be surmised that Arthur may have been so well known at the time that records needed solitary to refer to him as “Riathamus,” or “King.” Geoffrey Ashe, historian and chairman of Debrett’s Arthurian Committee, argues persuasively for Riathamus as Arthur (see his book “The Discovery of Regent Arthur” in the selected reading list at the end of this article). Furthermore, a “sword in a stone” might away would rather referred to the stone molds that were tempered to in medieval sword making; and there is even indication that an unusual calculate of children were christened “Arthur” in the century following the noted Arthur’s death, indicating that hot stuff of honour with that name undoubtedly accounted for the many namings in his behalf.

My own pet theory about Arthur is much like Ashe’s, that such a humanity as Arthur existed and that he was a proper royal; that he was born of majestic birth at Tintagel Cheteau; that he grew up to take the lead the island’s feuding chieftains to keep together and question off invaders after the departure of the Romans; that he built a hall-fortress near today’s Cadbury; that he went off to war in France, was wounded and entranced to Avallon, where he died; and that his body was returned for a refined royal burial at Glastonbury Abbey. Most everything else was added years later by extravagant storytellers.

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The Flick picture show:
So, what do any of these tales, legends, and histories take to do with the 2004 movie, “King Arthur,” here reviewed in its extended, unrated Director’s Artwork? Very tiny, I’m afraid. And what do the extra thirteen minutes augment that wasn’t in the regular, 126-minute phony set free? I couldn’t say because I not in the least proverb the film before second. I can only take over the “unrated” designation means it was not submitted to the Gesticulation Model Combine of America’s Ratings Board. Since the Director’s Cut contains no chancy scenes of sex, nudity, or profanity, I would have to guess that perhaps if it were submitted for a rating, it might get an R benefit of having a bit more bloody violence than its PG-13 theatrical-release counterpart.

Anyway, almost all untimely Arthur movies have set the story in the twelfth or thirteenth centuries because that’s when most of the legends were written down. But this “King Arthur” prefers to be more historically accurate by setting the record in the fifth century, a spell when a Deo volente real Arthur may have lived. The grieve is, in its shot to be historically on the mark, the movie leaves passe Camelot, Merlin’s voodoo, the love triangle, the Holy Grail, the quests, the fairness, the tournaments, the glamor, and almost all of the mystery. And where’s the fun in that?

Yet, at the despite the fact frequently, the filmmakers want to give us an action-escapade movie with a smattering of romance and state philosophy. As a matter of fact, the movie winds up doing elfin more than showing us two-benefit hours’ worth of Arthur fighting off invading Saxons, proper knotty with Guinevere, and doing one heck of a infinite of speechmaking. It doesn’t deem type two-plus hours coolly drained.

“King Arthur” is prefaced with a note saying that the screen is based on recent archaeological evidence, but it under no circumstances explains what this just out “evidence” is and makes but the hastiest of references in the closing credits and a bonus featurette to historical consultant John Matthews. (From his Web orientation, I practised that “Mr. Matthews and his mate Caitlin are co-founders of The Inauguration of Inspirational and Oracular Studies. Together they have pioneered the shamanic manipulate of the vatic and spiritual elements within ancestral and Celtic traditions.”) The at best facts I can convoy about this Arthur narrative is that it’s based on a lone archaeological theory–mostly conjecture, supposition, and believe manipulate–and the fruitful imaginations of screenwriter David Franzoni (”Jumpin’ Jack Flash,” “Amistad,” “Gladiator”), Canada entrepreneur Jerry Bruckheimer (”Pearl Harbor,” “Armageddon,” “Pirates of the Caribbean”), and concert-master Antoine Fuqua (”Bait,” “Training Day,” “Lightning in a Bottle”).

The movie tells us that Arthur (Clive Owen) was an ancestral chieftain of the Britons, having a mother who was a natural Briton and a forebear who was a Roman. (Arthur’s full name is gospel as Lucius Artorius Castus, and, in point of really, such a person did breathe; however, it was on all sides 184 A.D., all but three hundred years earlier.) As the silver screen begins, in the late fifth century, the Romans are about to depart the sticks after occupying it object of some four hundred years, but they continue to need Arthur’s help. Arthur, you see, is the leader of a dedicated group of intimate followers, expert horsemen whom the Romans captured in Sarmatia (in ancient times, a sector in eastern Europe, north of the Black Sea) and placed in Arthur’s maintenance. Arthur and his “knights” (from an Age-old English style meaning a military follower) of the Ball-like Food (yes, there is at least a Round Table in the movie, although it has no historical footing) have in favour of some time been assisting the Roman Empire in defending the southern half of the island against rebels from the North, Picts they were called, although in the large screen they are alluded to as “Woads,” an unknown citation to the Picts coloring their bodies blue using dyes made from the woad instil. (The Romans did put on Sarmatian horsemen into England, but automatically assuming that they were the bases for the Curved Table knights is stretching the implication; and by the for the nonce at once the Romans left England, the Picts has ceased to be a tough nut to crack.)

But now that the Romans are leaving, the Roman authorities hope for Arthur and his men to do them one last favor: The knights are asked to pilgrimages north across Hadron’s Wall and escort a Roman family of significance furtively to safer climes. (The Romans discontinued use of Hadrian’s Wall in about 410 A.D., but close enough.) The dangers are not sole from the Picts but, more significantly, from an invading Saxon army. If they keep from out, the knights resolve earn their unrestraint and be assured of returning safely to their homeland. The knights are not too keen on the goal of helping the Romans story last over and over again, but they will do almost anything Arthur requests them to do, and Arthur persuades them it’s in their best interests.


Brit slacker humor takes a ta…

Senza categoria | giovedì febbraio 25 2010 18:23 | Commenti (0)

Brit gold brick humor takes a tasty bite out of Stateside genre movies with “Shaun of the Quiet,” whose pun on the George A. Romero 1979 zombie flick, “Dawn of the Dead,” is the weakest joke in the movie. Hitting U.K. screens April 9, only two weeks after Universal’s remake of “Dawn,” this could mop up red-blooded returns total Blighty’s younger auds, given a husky ad-publicity constrain from distrib UIP. Given the sensation of “28 Days Later,” pic could also score, with careful timing, as an offbeat, specialized attraction in the U.S., though it relies more on local comedy than sort thrills.

Though the genre has been around in movies since the ’30s, and Romero’s first undead outing, B&W low-budgeter “Night of the Living Dead,” dates back to 1968, “Shaun” qualifies as the fastest ever spoof of a mainstream Hollywood title to hit screens. (More by luck than judgment: “Shaun” has been in the works for a time, and U only greenlighted the Working Title production on condition it opened after the current remake.) Needless to say, Lloyd Kaufman must be crying into his pea-green soup.

That said, “Shaun” is still very much the work of the team behind the cult U.K. Channel 4 hit, “Spaced,” a mock sitcom about a bunch of terminal underachievers. Its key creators — star/co-writer Simon Pegg, helmer Edgar Wright and producer Nira Park — all reprise their roles here. A sense of purpose and creative cohesion, so rare in current British cinema, is evident from the first, very funny scene, in which doofus Shaun (Pegg) tries to make verbal amends to exasperated g.f., Liz (Kate Ashfield).

A “sales adviser” in a North London TV shop, Shaun is a 29-year-old failure who shares a house with his best pal, couch potato and practical joker Ed (Nick Frost), and their over-achieving college acquaintance, Pete (Peter Serafinowicz). Shaun’s entire social life revolves around his local pub, the Winchester, where he’s always in the company of Ed, and Liz is starting to get seriously ticked off. Opening scene, with Shaun being berated by Liz and Shaun’s two other friends, prissy David (Dylan Moran) and edgy Di (Lucy Davis, Dawn in “The Office”), sets up the timing and comic rhythm that sustains the whole movie.

Film eases into its main story with an offhandedness that reflects its two anti-heroes’ blinkered existence. As he walks to work, Shaun hardly notices denizens of the area are walking in a strange way; and, as he channel surfs at home, Ed doesn’t even notice the news reports on TV. Not until the third reel, when a big fat bloodstained zombie shows up in their garden, does the pair realize Blighty is being taken over by the undead. As they scramble for things to throw at the zombie, they start bickering over what classic record albums they’re prepared to bust.

After deciding Pete is also probably a zombie, Shaun calls his mom, Barbara (Penelope Wilton), to check if she’s OK and hears his stepfather, Philip (Bill Nighy), is acting rather strange.

Armed with a, uh, cricket bat and a shovel, Shaun and Ed set off to rescue her. The only safe haven they can think of — given their entire life revolves round a square-mile radius — is the Winchester. But by now the streets are crawling with gibbering zombies.

Pic is a classic example of a clever idea that could easily have run out of steam halfway. However, co-scripters Pegg and Wright structure it as a classic three-acter (set-up, journey, finale) with enough twists, character development and small set pieces to keep the comedy boiling. The subplots of Shaun and Liz’s rocky relationship, and Di’s and David’s nascent attraction for them help flesh out the third act.

However, aside from its movie-buff feel, at the end of the day the pic is reliant on a certain kind of low-key comedy that auds, especially non-British, will either get or not. Filmmakers see it as “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Undead”; in fact, it’s more like “Shaun and Ed’s Excellent Adventure (on a Budget).”

Helmer Wright showed what he could do with almost no money but a lot of imagination in his first pic, the English Western spoof “Fistful of Fingers” (1994), made when he was age 20. Though “Shaun” is from Working Title’s low-end shingle, WT², production values look like “Titanic” in comparison with “Fistful,” with sharp, good-looking widescreen lensing by Yank d.p. David M. Dunlap (graduating from second-unit work on studio pictures), and occasionally flashy use of sound and visual effects. Finale, which plays like a spoof of “Assault on Precinct 13,” is staged OK on a budget.

Performances are on the nail, with vets Wilton and Nighy blending easily into the younger fabric. Pegg dominates throughout, but both Frost and Ashfield contribute strong support, with the latter again showing she’s one of Blighty’s most underrated young movie actresses.

Batman Begins (2005)

Senza categoria | mercoledì febbraio 24 2010 09:53 | Commenti (0)

Rating 9 out of 10

The 1990s were not a good time for Batman. After Tim Burton's impressive and stylish 1989 overlay the series went slowly downhill, with fans of the caped crusader let down by increasingly poor offerings. The nadir was probably the two films by Joel Schumacher, notably Batman and Robin in 1997 when an ill-suited

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